To be involved in a senior tournament back in the States is very satisfying.
Do you have any problems, other than that you're unemployed, a moron, and a dork?
I believe there's only one autobiography you can do.
The good part of having six kids is, there's always one who wants to hug you and say, 'Daddy, I love you.'
My greatest strength is that I have no weaknesses.
That's one of the best sets I've seen him play, although I should preface that by saying I haven't seen him play before.