I look at some of my contemporaries trying to emulate what they were 30 years ago and just because of the age factor alone, they look silly.

She chased after her dream with much desire, but when she got to close to her expectations, well the dream burned up like paper in fire.

I know a lot of funny people in a lot of funny places.

Ain't that America, home of the free? Little pink houses for you and me.

Want me to spend the night? Hey lover boy, you know I will, and my best girlfriend lives down the road, together we will thrill you.

Unemployment is sky-rocketing; deflation is in our future for the first time since the Great Depression. I don't care whose fault it is, it's the truth.

We have been lied to and terrorized by our own government, and it is time to take action.