Mama, why do I always fall for the crazy ones?

I think the Internet is the most dangerous thing invented since the atomic bomb.

Ain't that America, home of the free? Little pink houses for you and me.

I think it's ridiculous to try to sell records to teenagers, because teenagers don't buy my records. And there ain't that many teenagers out there in the marketplace.

There's a young man in a T-shirt listening to a rock and roll station. He's got greasy hair, greasy smile, he says, Lord this must be my destination.

Take 'Jack and Diane.' I was so disgusted with people thinking the line 'Hold on to sixteen as long as you can' meant to stay a teenager forever. What I meant was keep doing whatever makes you feel alive.

I know a lot of funny people in a lot of funny places.