She said she wasn't afraid of Satan, in fact, she thought he was a joke. She said she'd tear his tail off and run her fist down his throat.

I think the Internet is the most dangerous thing invented since the atomic bomb.

We could walk 3 minutes and be on the beach. I think the music kind of suffered because of it. It kind of smelled like Jimmy Buffett, which is a bad thing.

It's a lonely ol' night. Can I put my arms around you?

I'm not a nostalgic person. I'm not nostalgic about much of anything.

Grace, Mercy and Forgiveness will help a man walk tall. Walk tall!

All my friends are so small town.