Well, men go to musicals. Women are the ones that buy the tickets for plays.

Much as I like owning a Rolls-Royce, I could do without it. What I could not do without is a typewriter, a supply of yellow second sheets and the time to put them to good use.

In every marriage the wife has to keep her mouth shut about at least one small thing her husband does that disgusts her.

The trouble is people leave too much to luck. They get married and then trust to luck. They should be sure in the first place.

George Gershwin died on July 11, 1937, but I don’t have to believe it if I don’t want to.

I can get very depressed by a review that is unfair, unreasonable, and totally destructive.

Never play cards with a man named Doc, and never eat at a place called Mom's.