When I write a screenplay - and I think this is true for a lot of people - you direct the movie. Thats what writing a screenplay is.

dear god, whose name i do not know. thank you for my life. i forgot... how BIG... thank you. thank you for my life.

I'd like to thank everybody who ever punched or kissed me in my life and everybody who I ever punched or kissed.

Monogamy is like a 40-watt bulb. It works, but its not enough.

I think that certainty is a closed door, It's the end of the conversation. Doubt is an open door.

All plays stem from personal experience. I was reading psychoanalytic lit for a couple of years, obsessively, in depth, and I got involved in analyzing everyone around me. . . . Eventually, all my friends' eyes began to glaze over when I started talking this way, and I got the hint that there might be something comical in it.

Theatre is the safe place to do the unsafe things that need to be done.