Monogamy is like a 40-watt bulb. It works, but its not enough.

dear god, whose name i do not know. thank you for my life. i forgot... how BIG... thank you. thank you for my life.

Doubt requires more courage than conviction does, and more energy; because conviction is a resting place and doubt is infinite – it is a passionate exercise. You may come out of my play uncertain. You may want to be sure. Look down on that feeling. We’ve got to learn to live with a full measure of uncertainty. There is no last word. That’s the silence under the chatter of our time.

All plays stem from personal experience. I was reading psychoanalytic lit for a couple of years, obsessively, in depth, and I got involved in analyzing everyone around me. . . . Eventually, all my friends' eyes began to glaze over when I started talking this way, and I got the hint that there might be something comical in it.

I have doubts! I have such doubts!

Theatre is the safe place to do the unsafe things that need to be done.

I'd like to thank everybody who ever punched or kissed me in my life and everybody who I ever punched or kissed.