If the audience are leaving in ambulances, you know you've done a good job

All songs are about shagging, you can't deny it

If the audience are leaving in ambulances, you know you've done a good job

Teenage dreams so hard to beat

If you've got a CD that's not working, just wipe it on your trousers, and if you're not wearing any trousers, put some on

I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones.

All I ever wanted to do was hear music that I like and play it to other people