Soderquist's Paradox: There are more horses' asses than horses.
The Rule of Accuracy: When working toward the solution of a problem, it always helps if you know the answer.
The squeaky wheel doesn't always get greased; it often gets replaced.
The solution to a problem changes the nature of the problem.
Never stand between a dog and the hydrant.
The information we need is not available. The information we want is not what we need. The information we have is not what we want.