I mean I look forward to the day when I can be Republican again.

Everyone seems to be playing well within the boundaries of his usual rule set. I have yet to hear anyone say something that seemed likely to mitigate the idiocy of this age.

So I'm just waiting until one party or the other actually gets a moral compass and a backbone.

I'm still strongly opposed to antismoking laws, strongly opposed to any law that regulates personal behavior.

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds.

I've begun to wonder if we wouldn't also regard spelunkers as desperate criminals if AT&T owned all the caves.

I ... believe that angels, or something like them, sometimes live among us, hidden within our fellow human beings.