God's jokes are the soul's curriculum.

Incompetence is a double-edged banana.

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds.

One may as well be optimistic. The road to catastrophe will be rougher if it's paved with dread.

You do not know our culture, our ethics, or the unwritten codes that already provide our society more order than could be obtained by any of your impositions.

We are creating a world where anyone, anywhere may express his or her beliefs, no matter how singular, without fear of being coerced into silence or conformity.

So I'm just waiting until one party or the other actually gets a moral compass and a backbone.