God's jokes are the soul's curriculum.

If you're not lost, you're not much of an explorer.

So I'm just waiting until one party or the other actually gets a moral compass and a backbone.

I'm a member of that half of the human race which is inclined to divide the human race into two kinds of people. My dividing line runs between the people who crave certainty and the people who trust chance.

I had always thought that the idea of love at first sight was one of those things invented by lady novelists from the South with three names.

We are creating a world where anyone, anywhere may express his or her beliefs, no matter how singular, without fear of being coerced into silence or conformity.

Incompetence is a double-edged banana.