One of the high points in my career came from a time I had with Tim Conway on a film when I had him fall down with laughter. I had this scene with him where I was this mechanic down fixing his car. I can't remember what my line was as written, but they were okay with me doing a made-up line. So Tim asks me what's wrong with his car, and I look up and say, "Well, looks like you got a squirrel caught up in there."

It appalls me that the people who decide what Americans will be watching on the tube have never been to the United States. Not the real United States.

Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but they're uncomfortable laughs.

From what I can see, too many kids don't learn pride in their country anymore.

On my visits back home, if they saw that I was getting a big head, they'd let me know right away.

In L.A., though, people get off busses calling themselves actors, so many are really not professionals.

But from what I can see all around me today, that America is fading fast, if it's not already gone.