Most people who are trying to write kind of sit in their basements and pull it out of their imaginations.

Catholics don't scream about Jesus, they scream about the bishop.

Nuts don’t come in bunches. Only grapes do.

When you're building a character, or at least when I'm building a character, you start saying, 'How am I going to make people like him?'

Just go outside and look at something and write it down and you'll find it is a very nice piece of writing.

Most people who are trying to write kind of sit in their basements and pull it out of their imaginations.

Most people like a little sex in their novels.