My wife tells me I need to learn to be more patient with my son.

I do voiceovers, but being on-camera and selling something? I wasn't really interested. And then I thought, well, wait a minute. Everybody's selling something. When you turn on the tube... And then if you go to Europe or Asia, everyone is selling something. All the guys that don't want to be seen selling something here are selling something there. So I thought what the hell?

The rule of surfing is never tell anyone where you go.

I've dyed my hair a million times and it looks terrible, always. It just looks fake. And it doesn't make me look that much younger.

I think the moments that are difficult for anybody are when you see what your life could be, if only you had the courage to take the steps needed.

And I don't want to jump out of an airplane - I've done that.

I was a horrible limo driver: I ran out of gas with passengers in the back and I used to get lost on a regular basis.