Your aim's as bad as your cooking sweetheart... and that's saying something!

But our comedies never endured long without a tragedy.

Whether it is seen in personal terms or trans-personal terms, whether it is Heaven or Nirvana or Happy Hunting Ground or the Garden of Paradise, the weight and authority of tradition maintains that death is just an alteration in our state of consciousness, and that the quality of our continued existence in the afterlife depends on the quality of our living here and now.

I sometimes think that when the prime minister tries to select a weapon it is the boomerang he finds most effective.

Everything of worth is found full of difficulties.

He who does not work, will not eat

Why should the brave Spanish soldiers brag? The sunne never sets in the Spanish dominions, but ever shineth on one part or other we have conquered for our king.