For it is my opinion that we enclose and celebrate the freaks of our nation and our civilization. Yellowstone National Park is no more representative of America than is Disneyland.

Montana seems to me to be what a small boy would think Texas is like from hearing Texans

If you are in love-that's a good thing-that's about the best thing that can happen to anyone.

An ocean without unnamed monsters would be like sleep without dreams.

I think everyone in the world to a large or small extent has felt rejection. And with rejection comes anger, and with anger some kind of crime in revenge for the rejection, and with the crime guilt- and there is the story of mankind.

Fella in business got to lie an' cheat, but he calls it somepin else. That's what's important. You go steal that tire an' you're a thief, but he tried to steal your four dollars for a busted tire. They call that sound business.

People do not want advice - they want corroboration.