Many are the stories I have heard about myself. I have mistresses I have never met. When I hear that I am a sodomist and a zoophalist then I shall know that I have reached the high point of fame, but I suppose I can hardly expect such exaltation for many years.
John SteinbeckAnd, of course, people are interested only in themselves. If a story is not about the hearer he will not listen.
John Steinbeck