A question is a trap and an answer is your foot in it.

Perhaps the best conversationalist in the world is the man who helps others to talk.

Learning to read is probably the most difficult and revolutionary thing that happens to the human brain and if you don't believe that, watch an illiterate adult try to do it.

In early June the world of leaf and blade and flowers explodes, and every sunset is different.

The difficulty of course is that I like women. It is only wives I am in trouble with.

A man with a beard was always a little suspect anyway. You couldn't say you wore a beard because you liked a beard. People didn't like you for telling the truth. You had to say you had a scar so you couldn't shave.

He is so stupid you can't trust him with an idea.