Up ahead they's a thousan' lives we might live, but when it comes it'll on'y be one.

All we got is the family unbroke.

I have noticed that there is no dissatisfaction like that of the rich. Feed a man, clothe him, put him in a good house, and he will die of despair.

A boy becomes a man when a man is needed

We think of strangers as stronger and better than we are.

I have thought that men and women should never come together except in bed. There is the only place where their natural hatred of each other is not so apparent.

A wife is like a children's movie; always under-appreciated and without either, life would be incomplete.