Men who have created new fruits in the world cannot create a system whereby those fruits may be eaten.

In the souls of the people the grapes of wrath are filling and growing heavy, growing heavy for the vintage.

Oh, the strawberries don't taste as they used to and the thighs of women have lost their clutch!

A wife is like a children's movie; always under-appreciated and without either, life would be incomplete.

The first grave. Now we're getting someplace. Houses and children and graves, that's home, Tom. Those are the things that hold a man down.

If you want to keep a friend, never test him.

I shall revenge myself in the cruelest way you can imagine. I shall forget it.