The difficulty of course is that I like women. It is only wives I am in trouble with.

I know a little bit about a great many things and not enough about any one to make a living in these times.

It is the hour of pearl—the interval between day and night when time stops and examines itself.

In writing, habit seems to be a much stronger force than either willpower or inspiration.

People do not want advice - they want corroboration.

There are people who will say that this whole account is a lie, but a thing isn't necessarily a lie even if it didn't necessarily happen.

He is so stupid you can't trust him with an idea.