I don't recall the so-called devilish things I do. But there are considerable amounts.

Having kids is something you can't always do. Kids are like lightning. You grab that lightning when you can get it.

I don't think I'm very cool as a person. I'm just better than anyone else at acting cool.

Hollywood is controlled by homosexual Jewish men who expect favors in return for sexual activity.

If I'm androgynous, I'd say I lean toward macho-androgynous.

There are unwanted emotions and pain that goes along with any birth.

The good and wonderful thing about my whole career is that I've always felt that the audience, if I do it well, will track wherever I go, whether it's President or a lawyer or bad guy or good. All I have to do is execute the material enough where they buy into it. I've had the great luxury of the audiences accepting that.