There's no rule that everyone has to change.

Sports, entertainment and aviation are three of the most exciting professions in the world; you are dealing with the same magnitude.

My son was autistic, and he suffered from seizure disorder every 5 to 10 days. He would suffer a seizure that would last 45 seconds to a minute and sleep for 12 hours.

I am not at all computer literate in real life. I haven't yet found a reason to be. Once I find a reason why I need to be on the Internet, then I will be.

Even if the script's well written there's something about the life of an improvisation that resonates better than a written word, sometimes.

The good and wonderful thing about my whole career is that I've always felt that the audience, if I do it well, will track wherever I go, whether it's President or a lawyer or bad guy or good. All I have to do is execute the material enough where they buy into it. I've had the great luxury of the audiences accepting that.

And now after all this time I finally figured out how to trap him... I will become him.