All love is betrayal, in that it flatters life. The loveless man is best armed.
The golf swing is like a suitcase into which we are trying to pack one too many things.
Our tears fatten upon our memories of joy.
Being on TV is like being alive, only more so.
How can you respect the world when you see it's being run by a bunch of kids turned old?
Being a divorcee in a small town is a little like playing Monopoly; eventually you land on all the properties.