irony is a way of having one's cake while appearing to eat it.
Movies are, like sharp sunlight, merciless; we do not imagine, we view.
The difficulty with humorists is that they will mix what they believe with what they don't; whichever seems likelier to win an effect.
School is where you go between when your parents can't take you and industry can't take you.
It's great to have an enemy. Sharpens your senses.
The world keeps ending but new people too dumb to know it keep showing up as if the fun's just started.