The Founding Fathers in their wisdom decided that children were an unnatural strain on parents. So they provided jails called schools, equipped with tortures called an education.
John UpdikeThe illusion is an agreement between the reader and writer that this [story] will be like life. The emotional temperature drops when you have footnotes.
John UpdikeAmong the repulsions of atheism for me has been its drastic uninterestingness as an intellectual position.
John UpdikeSmaller than a breadbox, bigger than a TV remote, the average book fits into the human hand with a seductive nestling, a kiss of texture, whether of cover cloth, glazed jacket, or flexible paperback.
John Updike