Many men are more faithful to their golf partners than to their wives and have stuck with them longer.
Natural beauty is essentially temporary and sad, hence the impression of obscene mockery which artificial flowers give us.
Vagueness and procrastination are ever a comfort to the frail in spirit.
Appealingness is inversely proportional to attainability.
By the time a partnership dissolves, it has dissolved.
A computer and a cat are somewhat alike - they both purr, and like to be stroked, and spend a lot of the day motionless. They also have secrets they don't necessarily share.