The essential self is innocent, and when it tastes its own innocence knows that it lives for ever.
John UpdikeWomen, fire in their crotch, won't burn out, begin by fighting off pricks, end by going wild hunting for one that still works.
John UpdikeThe difficulty with humorists is that they will mix what they believe with what they don't; whichever seems likelier to win an effect.
John Updike