Sex is like money; only too much is enough.

The difficulty with humorists is that they will mix what they believe with what they don't; whichever seems likelier to win an effect.

It is easy to love people in memory; the hard thing is to love them when they are there in front of you.

The world keeps ending but new people too dumb to know it keep showing up as if the fun's just started.

You cannot help but learn more as take the world into your hands. Take it up reverently, for it is and old piece of clay, with millions of thumbprints on it.

I'm always looking for insights into the real Doris Day because I'm stuck with this infatuation and need to explain it to myself.

Being naked approaches being revolutionary; going barefoot is mere populism.