The great thing about the dead, they make space.

An affair wants to spill, to share its glory with the world. No act is so private it does not seek applause.

...as all souls are equal before their Maker, a two inch putt counts the same as a 250 yard drive. There is a comedy in this and a certain unfairness even, which makes golf an even apter mirror of reality.

Love makes the air light.

Sex is like money; only too much is enough.

What you haven't done by thirty you're not likely to do. What you have done you'll do lots more.

Children are not a zoo of entertainingly exotic creatures, but an array of mirrors in which the human predicament leaps out at us.