Everybody who tells you how to act has whiskey on their breath.

The golf swing is like a suitcase into which we are trying to pack one too many things.

Natural beauty is essentially temporary and sad, hence the impression of obscene mockery which artificial flowers give us.

Photography is the first art wherein the tool does most of the work.

The heart prefers to move against the grain of circumstance; perversity is the souls very life.

Government is either organized benevolence or organized madness; its peculiar magnitude permits no shading.

All men are mortal, and therefore all men are losers; our profoundest loyalty goes out to the failed.