If you tell me precisely what it is a machine cannot do, then I can always make a machine which will do just that.
John von NeumannAnyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
John von NeumannNeumann, to a physicist seeking help with a difficult problem: Simple. This can be solved by using the method of characteristics. Physicist: I'm afraid I don't understand the method of characteristics. Neumann: In mathematics you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
John von NeumannThere's no sense in being precise when you don't even know what you're talking about.
John von Neumann