Thanks to the invention of the telescope, planets that are 100 billion miles away look to be only 50 billion miles away.

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up.

If each day is a gift, I'd like to know where to return Mondays!

I guess sometimes you just have to fight your battles.

There's a thrill in going someplace you aren't supposed to go. The place should come down.

Everything slows down with age, except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips.

Thanks to the invention of the telescope, planets that are 100 billion miles away look to be only 50 billion miles away.