As far as socially redeeming value, I hope I don't have any.

I could never kill myself. I approve of suicide if you have horrible health. Otherwise it's the ultimate hissy fit.

My idea of an interesting person is someone who is quite proud of their seemingly abnormal life and turns their disadvantage into a career.

I never got along in school really - I already knew what I wanted to do. I have never in my life got a paycheck from anywhere in the world that asked if I went to school.

The further away I am from water, the less well I do!

If you're not sure you could love your children, please don't have them, because they might grow up and kill us.

Don’t sleep with people who don’t read.