Humor is how you change people's opinions, and if you can make someone laugh, they'll listen, even if they hate you.
John WatersWealth is walking into any bookshop and buying any book you want without looking at the price tag.
John WatersI always say you need something weird on your face and some good shoes and nobody looks in the middle.
John WatersIt was a mystery to me. To that awful black-and-white farm, with that aunt who was dressed badly, with smelly farm animals around when she could live with winged monkeys and magic shoes and gay lions. I didn't get it.
John WatersIrony ruined everything Even the best exploitation movies were never meant to be `so bad they were good`. They were not made for the intelligentsia. They were made to be violent for real, or to be sexy for real. But now everybody has irony. Even horror films now are ironic. Everybody's in on the joke now. Everybody's hip. Nobody takes anything at face value anymore.
John Waters