I'd rather have a daughter in a whorehouse than a son in the police force,' Esther used to rage to anyone who would listen.

Yeah, I know I should be fighting for gay rights, but who wants to join the army or get married anyway?

There are little things that get on my nerves, like people who have reading material in their powder room. When you go in someone’s house, and next to the toilet they have a huge basket of magazines, I find that repellent. I recommend against straining while reading.

Fame is protection if you go to a scary place. Fame is fun. A lot of people don't say anything and you don't know they know who you are.

Anyone from my past I'm interested in, I've already stalked their homes. I like to go outside.

I went to the Vatican once - it was a bad idea. I went into the bookshop and I bought hideous, pious postcards and then I asked for a receipt, and the nun said, "We don't give receipts at the Vatican." Which threw me into a rage of like, "I guess not, so you can take this money and funnel it into anti-homosexual groups!" People had to drag me out of there. It's not good for me to go into the Vatican.

God knows if you could start a new sex act that's more important than making a good movie.