People always ask me what I'm doing on the subway, but I love it! Sometimes I like to ride in the front car and look out the window at the rats.

The only way I've learned to change anyone's mind politically is to make them laugh. My whole career has been about that.

I've signed peoples' parole cards at book signings and it's very touching.

I always say you need something weird on your face and some good shoes and nobody looks in the middle.

To understand bad taste one must have very good taste.

I could never kill myself. I approve of suicide if you have horrible health. Otherwise it's the ultimate hissy fit.

I used to joke that I was trying to sell out, and nobody would buy me.