The hyphenated American is ridiculous. But that's what we have to put up with. I think that any person that's in the United States is better off here than they would be where they came from.

It's kind of a sad thing when a normal love of country makes you a super patriot. I do think we have a pretty wonderful country, and I thank God that He chose me to live here.

Hell, the truth is that I was named after a dog!

I have tried to live my life so that my family would love me and my friends respect me. The others can do whatever the hell they please.

If you can't be thankful for what you have, be thankful for what you have escaped.

Any man who'd make an X-rated movie ought to have to take his daughter to see it.

You have to be a man before you can be a gentleman.