The hyphenated American is ridiculous. But that's what we have to put up with. I think that any person that's in the United States is better off here than they would be where they came from.

Life's tough. It's even tougher when you are stupid.

There's been no top authority saying what marijuana does to you. I really don't know that much about it. I tried it once but it didn't do anything to me.

Slap some bacon on a biscuit and let's go! We're burnin' daylight!

Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.

One look that works is better than twenty lines of dialogue.

Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.