Passion and prejudice govern the world; only under the name of reason.

Nothing short of God can satisfy your soul.

They say I killed six or seven men for snoring. Well, it ain't true. I only killed one man for snoring.

Not, how much of my money will I give to God, but, how much of God’s money will I keep for myself?

Nay, if there be any mistakes in the Bible, there may as well be a thousand. If there be one falsehood in that book, it did not come from the God of truth

For many ages it has been allowed by sensible men, Nihil est in intellectu quod non fuit prius in sensu: That is, There is nothing in the understanding which was not first perceived by some of the senses. All the knowledge which we naturally have is originally derived from our senses. And therefore those who want any sense cannot have the least knowledge or idea of the objects of that sense; as they that never had sight have not the least knowledge or conception of light or colours.

Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as ever you can.