Well, you know, Pudge Rodriguez, obviously is as good as it gets.

I was thinking about making a comeback, until I pulled a muscle vacuuming.

So, yeah, I can say I always set my expectations so high that I had a lot to live up to.

I've seldom seen a horny player walk into a bar and not let out exactly what he did for a living.

Slumps are like a soft bed. They're easy to get into and hard to get out of.

The catcher is in the middle of everything. He sees it best.

Jimmy Connors plays two tennis matches and winds up with $850,000, and Muhammad Ali fights for one bout and winds up with five million bucks. Me, I play 190 games--if you count exhibitions -- and I'm overpaid!