I'm scared of boogers. If anyone ever showed me a booger I'd smash their face in.

They stick you with those names, those labels -- ‘rebel’ or whatever; whatever they like to use. Because they need a label; they need a name. They need something to put the price tag on the back of.

I hope some day to make you all a cup of coffee. Alright, peace.

if you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second.

I really loved the idea of playing opposite Marlon Brando and being the crazy one.

One of the greatest things I've ever seen happen was the morning I opened the newspaper and it said that some very powerful government officials had decided to change the name of “french fries” to “freedoom fries” and “french toast” to “freedom toast”. It was impressive. I wanted to write a letter to them just to thank them, just for proving globally that they were absolute imbeciles.

We're all damaged in our own way. Nobody's perfect. I think we're all somewhat screwy. Every single one of us.