My body is a journal in a way. It's like what sailors used to do, where every tattoo meant something, a specific time in your life when you make a mark on yourself, whether you do it yourself with a knife or with a professional tattoo artist.

You're looking at each and every potential corner for an air bubble to escape. Absolutely! You're on the best of your game.

It's important to keep challenging myself and try to come up with some new face every now and again.

The only responsibility I feel is to deliver something that's new or at least to attempt that. The real responsibility is to entertain and to try and make people laugh.

I love to smoke. I wish I had more than two hands so I can hold more cigars

America is dumb, it's like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you, aggressive.

Me, I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for.