I don't like watching myself in the movies because I don't like being aware of the product. I like the process. I enjoy that.

America is dumb, it's like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you, aggressive.

Any man who had to carry a child would cave in around month two.

Tomorrow it'll all be over, then I'll have to go back to selling pens again.

After having been confined to a television series - and it's a luxury job - where you can't play anything but one particular character for nine months out of the year, it will make you insane. It didn't affect me. I got out quick enough.

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.

I suppose nowadays it's all a question of surgery, isn't it? Of course the notion is beautiful, the idea of staying a boy and a child forever, and I think you can. I have known plenty of people who, in their later years, had the energy of children and the kind of curiosity and fascination with things like little children. I think we can keep that, and I think it's important to keep that part of staying young. But I also think it's great fun growing old.