Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate

One of the greatest things I've ever seen happen was the morning I opened the newspaper and it said that some very powerful government officials had decided to change the name of “french fries” to “freedoom fries” and “french toast” to “freedom toast”. It was impressive. I wanted to write a letter to them just to thank them, just for proving globally that they were absolute imbeciles.

Anything I've done up till May 27th 1999 was kind of an illusion, existing without living. My daughter, the birth of my daughter, gave me life.

The problem is that everybody treats teenagers like they're stupid.

I'd worked with Marlon [Brando] a couple of times, and he was a practical joker. He was far more interested in getting jokes out than getting the words out. We laughed all the time.

With any part you play, there is a certain amount of yourself in it. There has to be, otherwise it's just not acting. It's lying.

They (the people of Puerto Rico) are truly the sweetest people on earth.