My experience with Sondheim has been nothing but glorious, especially for a guy who doesn't sing.

I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.

If anybody is getting their ass handed to them, it's not Al [Pachino]. It's coming [toward you]. I'm psychotic.

There's a drive in me that won't allow me to do certain things that are easy.

If you fall in love with 2 people at once choose the second one because if you truly loved the first one you never would have fell in love with the second one

I'd worked with Marlon [Brando] a couple of times, and he was a practical joker. He was far more interested in getting jokes out than getting the words out. We laughed all the time.

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.