I got to take my kids to the London eye with no one looking at me like I was Johnny Depp. They did look at me like I was some kind of sicko walking around with beautiful kids, but I had a perfect disguise.

I love to smoke. I wish I had more than two hands so I can hold more cigars

My body is my journal, and my tattoos are my story.

Kids accept a lot more, and they buy it, because they're free.

When you realize you're essentially you're God, there ain't nothing on earth more powerful than you, you can do anything you want.

Me, I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for.

The idea of directing a film is a strange one for me. I feel anti-mathematical, in a way, in that sense. I don't like when things make sense. I prefer if they don't.