I played so bad, I got a get-well card from the IRS.
It's not what you accomplish in life that matters; it's what you overcome.
If you don't like my announcing, you don't like me.
Sports are 90% inspiration and 10% perspiration.
If you are a bad putter, you will not make a putt. If you have a tendency to chili-dip wedges, you'll be chili-dipping them all over the place for sure. Whatever your weakness, it will come up in spades during the Ryder Cup.
Most announcers play pattycake, pattycake with the players they're covering.