Just because someone has fancy sneakers doesn't mean they can run faster.

It's not hard to get a girl if I wanted one. But it doesn't mean you want it, and even if you did, you're certainly not going to rub it in anybody's face.

You better stand tall when they're calling you out, don't bend, don't break, and don't back down!

We're always looking for something.

I was a boy toy for a bunch of women.

Do you really want to know why I'm doing all this goodwill, and why I'm an ambassador for Habitat for Humanity and why I gave a million to [relief efforts for Hurricane] Katrina? It's because I feel guilty about the huge hole in the ozone layer my haircuts created. It's my responsibility to right the wrongs of the Eighties.

When the World Gets in my Face I say, Have a Nice Day.