If you told me to cry for you I could If you told me to die for you I would Take a look at my face There's no price I won't pay To say these words to you

You're never going to see the fat Elvis in me. People I admired like Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix and John Belushi all died at 27. I've got jeans older than that.

I'm not a clotheshorse or a big shoes guy.

There's not a platinum record hanging in my house anywhere. It doesn't exist here. I'm over it. They're all in the garage, wrapped up in bubblewrap.

Women rule the world. It's not really worth fighting because they know what they're doing. Ask Napoleon. Ask Adam. Ask Richard Burton or Richie Sambora. Many a man has crumbled.

I'm not a big disco guy.

I went to Catholic school in and out. I'm what you call a recovering Catholic. I have many major issues with the church.