It's not hard to get a girl if I wanted one. But it doesn't mean you want it, and even if you did, you're certainly not going to rub it in anybody's face.

The only thing I like more than my wife is my money, and I'm not about to lose that to her and her lawyers, that's for damn sure.

I think record companies are criminals.

I don´t know where I´m going, only God knows where I´ve been.

Don't get too comfortable with who you are at any given time - you may miss the opportunity to become who you want to be.

There's not a platinum record hanging in my house anywhere. It doesn't exist here. I'm over it. They're all in the garage, wrapped up in bubblewrap.

I don't work well outside the lines; my report card once read, "doesn't play well with others."