I try to explain that to my kids - the experience of going to a record store, flipping through racks and finding that album cover that intrigues you - but my kids don't want to know about it. They download the one song on the album they like, and pay their 99 cents.

And I laughed so hard I think I died

The only thing I like more than my wife is my money, and I'm not about to lose that to her and her lawyers, that's for damn sure.

You have to be either naive or power-hungry to get into politics. I wouldn't consider it myself. I am too well-informed.

You better stand tall when they're calling you out, don't bend, don't break, and don't back down!

My mom was the poster girl for the Marines. So she was in the poster saying, "I want you." My parents were both Marines.

It's not hard to get a girl if I wanted one. But it doesn't mean you want it, and even if you did, you're certainly not going to rub it in anybody's face.